The Last Straw

You've GOT to be kidding me. 

Not ONLY are we adding football against our founder's wishes, 

but along with it comes several unwanted and disgusting changes.

1. Disrupting Berry's campus to build a stadium.

2. Remodeling Richard's gym to be locker rooms.

3. Renaming Valhalla in Krannert.

4. Ruining the reputation of Berry as a respectable liberal arts college.

5. Changing the attitudes, atmosphere, and community of campus.

6. Bringing in more boys who, without the promise of football, didn't want to be here.

7. Creating a conflict between the dry campus rule and football weekends.

8. Increasing the number of incoming freshmen without enough housing and parking.

And worst of all.. making Morton-Lemley CO-ED.

That is just too much. The last straw. The straw that broke the camel's back.

Berry College is C-R-A-Z-Y if they think they will get ANY donations from me after graduation.